I don't know of anything better than a woman if you want to spend money where it will show.

Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.

Gittin' talked about is one o' th' penalties for bein' purty, while bein' above suspicion is about th' only compensation fer bein' homely.

Very often the quiet fellow has said all he knows

Don't say yes until I've finished talking. - Attributed to many Hollywood executives Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny.

One of the simple but genuine pleasures in life is getting up in the morning and hurrying to a mousetrap you set the night before.

It used to be that a fellow went on the police force when everything else failed, but today he goes in the advertising game.