A loafer always has the correct time.
It don't make no difference what is is, a woman'll buy anything she thinks a store is losin' money on.
Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.
Plain spoken people get most of the recognition because folks are afraid of them.
If there's any literary ability in a feller, getting fired out of a good government job will bring it out.
Nobody ever grew despondent looking for trouble.