The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.

Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature.

There ought t'be some way t'eat celery so it wouldn't sound like you wuz steppin' on a basket.

In order to live off a garden, you practically have to live in it.

Peace has its victories no less than war, but it doesn't have as many monuments to unveil.

There is no failure except in no longer trying. There is no defeat except from within, no really insurmountable barrier save our own inherent weakness of purpose.

There is nothing so aggravating as a fresh boy who is too old to ignore and too young to kick.