We're all self-made men, but not very many of us have stayed on the job.
We like little children, because they tear out as soon as they get what they want.
A fellow ought to save a few of the long evenings he spends with his girl till after they're married.
Executive: a man who makes quick decisions and is sometimes right.
I haven't heard of anybody who wants to stop living on account of the cost.
It isn't enough for you to love money - it's also necessary that money should love you.