Experience is a dear teacher but he delivers th' goods.
Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.
University: ... a place where rich men send their sons who have no aptitude for business.
No woman can be handsome by the force of features alone, any more that she can be witty by only the help of speech.
Where ignorance is bliss it's foolish to borrow your neighbor's newspaper.
It ain't a bad plan to keep still occasionally even when you know what you're talking about.