It ain't a bad plan to keep still occasionally even when you know what you're talking about.

It used to be that a fellow went on the police force when everything else failed, but today he goes in the advertising game.

We can tell that a good name is better than riches by those who prefer the riches.

Nothing dispels enthusiasm like a small admission fee.

Beauty is . . . a valuable asset if you're poor or haven't any sense.

A sympathizer is a fellow that's for you as long as it doesn't cost anything.

There is nothing so aggravating as a fresh boy who is too old to ignore and too young to kick.