It ain't a bad plan to keep still occasionally even when you know what you're talking about.

If there's anything mean in a feller, a litter authority will bring it out.

Don't say yes until I've finished talking. - Attributed to many Hollywood executives Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny.

If there's any literary ability in a feller, getting fired out of a good government job will bring it out.

There are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them.

"Why doesn't the fellow who says, "I'm no speechmaker," let it go at that instead of giving a demonstration? "

There is nothing so aggravating as a fresh boy who is too old to ignore and too young to kick.