Nothing dispels enthusiasm like a small admission fee.

We can tell that a good name is better than riches by those who prefer the riches.

Folks that blurt out just what they think wouldn't be so bad if they thought.

We're all self-made men, but not very many of us have stayed on the job.

Nobody kicks on being interrupted if it's by applause.

Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.

Intelligent people are always on the unpopular side of anything.