The worst waste of breath, next to playing a saxophone, is advising a son
I don't know of anything better than a woman if you want to spend money where it will show.
The man who says "I may be wrong, but--" does not believe there can be any such possibility.
Who remembers when we used to rest on Sunday instead of Monday?
Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas.
The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store.