Nothing dispels enthusiasm like a small admission fee.

Where ignorance is bliss it's foolish to borrow your neighbor's newspaper.

It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.

Don't a fellow feel good after he gets out of a store where he nearly bought something.

Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.

Of all the unbearable nuisances, the ignoramus that has traveled is the worst.

University: ... a place where rich men send their sons who have no aptitude for business.