It used to be that a fellow went on the police force when everything else failed, but today he goes in the advertising game.

If some people didn't tell you, you'd never know they'd been away on a vacation.

Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.

We can tell that a good name is better than riches by those who prefer the riches.

Bargain... anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on.

The hardest thing is to take less when you can get more.

I don't look for much to come out of government ownership as long as we have Democrats and Republicans.