It used to be that a fellow went on the police force when everything else failed, but today he goes in the advertising game.

The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.

The worst feature of a new baby is its mother's singing.

In spite of all our speeding it's still the style to be late.

None but the brave can live with the fair.

There are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them.

No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.