The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.
A grouch escapes so many little annoyances that it almost pays to be one.
The worst feature of a new baby is its mother's singing.
Who remembers when we used to rest on Sunday instead of Monday?
I will say this for adversity: people seem to be able to stand it, and that is more than I can say for prosperity.
It seems that nothing ever gets to going good till there's a few resignations