It don't make no difference what is is, a woman'll buy anything she thinks a store is losin' money on.
A friend that ain't in need is a friend indeed.
Fashion: a barricade behind which men hide their nothingness.
I never saw an athletic girl that thought she was strong enough to do indoor work.
Men are not punished for their sins, but by them.
Being an optimist after you've got everything you want doesn't count.