It used to be that a fellow went on the police force when everything else failed, but today he goes in the advertising game.
I will say this for adversity: people seem to be able to stand it, and that is more than I can say for prosperity.
A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen.
Honesty pays, but it doesn't seem to pay enough to suit some people.
Being an optimist after you've got everything you want doesn't count.
A good listener is usually thinking about something else.