Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.

After a fellow gets famous it doesn't take long for someone to bob up that used to sit by him in school.

Where ignorance is bliss it's foolish to borrow your neighbor's newspaper.

"Why doesn't the fellow who says, "I'm no speechmaker," let it go at that instead of giving a demonstration? "

About the only thing we have left that actually discriminates in favor of the plain people is the stork.

Beauty is . . . a valuable asset if you're poor or haven't any sense.

Only one fellow in ten thousand understands the currency question, and we meet him every day.