The only time some fellows are seen with their wives is after they're indicted.
Don't knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while.
When some fellers decide to retire nobody knows the difference.
Intelligent people are always on the unpopular side of anything.
Litigation: A form of hell whereby money is transferred from the pockets of the proletariat to that of lawyers.
There isn't much to be seen in a little town, but what you hear makes up for it.