One of the simple but genuine pleasures in life is getting up in the morning and hurrying to a mousetrap you set the night before.
There are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them.
When some folks agree with my opinions I begin to suspect I'm wrong.
Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas.
Fashion: a barricade behind which men hide their nothingness.
The less a statesman amounts to, the more he loves the flag.