A grouch escapes so many little annoyances that it almost pays to be one.
Nobody kicks on being interrupted if it's by applause.
You won't skid if you stay in a rut.
My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who has lost three husbands.
Don't say yes until I've finished talking. - Attributed to many Hollywood executives Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny.
A fellow ought to save a few of the long evenings he spends with his girl till after they're married.