It's what a fellow thinks he knows that hurts him.
The world gets better every day - then worse again in the evening.
Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Weep, an' it keeps on laughin'.
Washing your car and polishing it all up is a never failing sign of rain.
Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas.
I haven't heard of anybody who wants to stop living on account of the cost.