A never-failing way to get rid of a fellow is to tell him something for his own good.
There is nothing so aggravating as a fresh boy who is too old to ignore and too young to kick.
All I kin git out o' the Wickersham position on prohibition is that the distinguished jurist seems to feel that if we'd let 'em have it the problem o' keepin' 'em from gitten;' it would be greatly simplified
No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.
Every father expects his boy to do the things he wouldn't do when he was young.
If there's anything a public servant hates to do it's something for the public.