Some people are so sensitive that they feel snubbed if an epidemic overlooks them.
Universal peace sounds ridiculous to the head of an average family.
Don't a fellow feel good after he gets out of a store where he nearly bought something.
My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who has lost three husbands.
The hardest thing is to take less when you can get more.
The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.