We like little children, because they tear out as soon as they get what they want.
Women seem to be all right on bargains till it comes to picking out a husband.
Gittin' talked about is one o' th' penalties for bein' purty, while bein' above suspicion is about th' only compensation fer bein' homely.
Live so that you can at least get the benefit of the doubt.
About the only thing we have left that actually discriminates in favor of the plain people is the stork.
If there's any literary ability in a feller, getting fired out of a good government job will bring it out.