It isn't enough for you to love money - it's also necessary that money should love you.
Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he's overcharging you.
Only one fellow in ten thousand understands the currency question, and we meet him every day.
Some folks seem to have descended from the chimpanzee much later than others.
Who remembers when we used to rest on Sunday instead of Monday?
One of the simple but genuine pleasures in life is getting up in the morning and hurrying to a mousetrap you set the night before.