Where ignorance is bliss it's foolish to borrow your neighbor's newspaper.

Don't knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while.

A loafer always has the correct time.

It's going to be fun to watch and see how long the meek can keep the earth once they inherit it.

A friend that ain't in need is a friend indeed.

There's no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn't tell you about it?

When a woman says, 'I don't wish to mention any names', it means it ain't necessary to mention any names.