Universal peace sounds ridiculous to the head of an average family.

Don't knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while.

All I kin git out o' the Wickersham position on prohibition is that the distinguished jurist seems to feel that if we'd let 'em have it the problem o' keepin' 'em from gitten;' it would be greatly simplified

Very often the quiet fellow has said all he knows

A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen.

I don't know of anything better than a woman if you want to spend money where it will show.

Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.