A grouch escapes so many little annoyances that it almost pays to be one.
There's another advantage to being poor - a doctor will cure you faster.
In order to live off a garden, you practically have to live in it.
Every father expects his boy to do the things he wouldn't do when he was young.
Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature.
It don't make no difference what is is, a woman'll buy anything she thinks a store is losin' money on.