A fellow ought to save a few of the long evenings he spends with his girl till after they're married.
A never-failing way to get rid of a fellow is to tell him something for his own good.
The worst waste of breath, next to playing a saxophone, is advising a son
There's many a slip twixt the blueprints and a new house.
Nothing dispels enthusiasm like a small admission fee.
No matter how much strong black coffee we drink, almost any after- dinner speech will counteract it.