There ought t'be some way t'eat celery so it wouldn't sound like you wuz steppin' on a basket.
Honesty pays, but it doesn't seem to pay enough to suit some people.
Gossip is vice enjoyed vicariously - the sweet, subtle satisfaction without the risk.
Plain spoken people get most of the recognition because folks are afraid of them.
Beauty is . . . a valuable asset if you're poor or haven't any sense.
Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature.