We're all self-made men, but not very many of us have stayed on the job.
It don't make no difference what is is, a woman'll buy anything she thinks a store is losin' money on.
The longer it takes you to select a cantaloupe, the worse it is!
When some folks agree with my opinions I begin to suspect I'm wrong.
Kindness goes a long ways lots of times when it ought to stay at home.
It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.