We like little children, because they tear out as soon as they get what they want.
One of the simple but genuine pleasures in life is getting up in the morning and hurrying to a mousetrap you set the night before.
Gossip is vice enjoyed vicariously - the sweet, subtle satisfaction without the risk.
Very often the quiet fellow has said all he knows
The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store.
I'm sorry to inform you that your 50 year warranty has expired on your back, knees, and memory. Luckily your lifetime warranty on your heart is still in effect. Of course, that becomes void and expires when you do.