Women seem to be all right on bargains till it comes to picking out a husband.
It seems that nothing ever gets to going good till there's a few resignations
Litigation: A form of hell whereby money is transferred from the pockets of the proletariat to that of lawyers.
Beauty is . . . a valuable asset if you're poor or haven't any sense.
Fashion: a barricade behind which men hide their nothingness.
A sadder but wiser man is a thousand times more agreeable to meet than the feller that never makes a mistake.