The world gets better every day - then worse again in the evening.

The less a statesman amounts to, the more he loves the flag.

Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he's overcharging you.

Of all the unbearable nuisances, the ignoramus that has traveled is the worst.

If there's any literary ability in a feller, getting fired out of a good government job will bring it out.

One of the commonest mistakes is thinking your worries are over when your children get married.

The reason the way of the transgressor is hard is because it's so crowded.