A fellow ought to save a few of the long evenings he spends with his girl till after they're married.
Another bad thing about "prosperity" is that you can't jingle any money without being under suspicion
Washing your car and polishing it all up is a never failing sign of rain.
Some folks seem to have descended from the chimpanzee much later than others.
I never saw an athletic girl that thought she was strong enough to do indoor work.
Most parents don't worry about a daughter until she fails to show up for breakfast.