Peace has its victories no less than war, but it doesn't have as many monuments to unveil.
All I kin git out o' the Wickersham position on prohibition is that the distinguished jurist seems to feel that if we'd let 'em have it the problem o' keepin' 'em from gitten;' it would be greatly simplified
It isn't enough for you to love money - it's also necessary that money should love you.
Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.
Being an optimist after you've got everything you want doesn't count.
The worst waste of breath, next to playing a saxophone, is advising a son