None but the brave can live with the fair.

Live so that you can at least get the benefit of the doubt.

Nobody ever grew despondent looking for trouble.

University: ... a place where rich men send their sons who have no aptitude for business.

When a woman says, 'I don't wish to mention any names', it means it ain't necessary to mention any names.

I'm sorry to inform you that your 50 year warranty has expired on your back, knees, and memory. Luckily your lifetime warranty on your heart is still in effect. Of course, that becomes void and expires when you do.

Nobody can be as agreeable as an uninvited guest.