The man who says "I may be wrong, but--" does not believe there can be any such possibility.
Knowin' all about baseball is just about as profitable as bein' a good whittler.
Politics makes strange post-masters.
Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Weep, an' it keeps on laughin'.
Honesty pays, but it doesn't seem to pay enough to suit some people.
Most parents don't worry about a daughter until she fails to show up for breakfast.