Most parents don't worry about a daughter until she fails to show up for breakfast.

There are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them.

The man who says "I may be wrong, but--" does not believe there can be any such possibility.

It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.

Peace has its victories no less than war, but it doesn't have as many monuments to unveil.

The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.

One of the commonest mistakes is thinking your worries are over when your children get married.