Most parents don't worry about a daughter until she fails to show up for breakfast.

All I kin git out o' the Wickersham position on prohibition is that the distinguished jurist seems to feel that if we'd let 'em have it the problem o' keepin' 'em from gitten;' it would be greatly simplified

The election is not very far off when a candidate can recognize you across the street.

In spite of all our speeding it's still the style to be late.

The man who says "I may be wrong, but--" does not believe there can be any such possibility.

We like little children, because they tear out as soon as they get what they want.

It used to be that a fellow went on the police force when everything else failed, but today he goes in the advertising game.