If there's anything a public servant hates to do it's something for the public.
No matter how much strong black coffee we drink, almost any after- dinner speech will counteract it.
Fashion: a barricade behind which men hide their nothingness.
Lots of fellows think a home is only good to borrow money on.
Another bad thing about "prosperity" is that you can't jingle any money without being under suspicion
Some fellows get credit for being conservative when they are only stupid.