If some people didn't tell you, you'd never know they'd been away on a vacation.
When some folks agree with my opinions I begin to suspect I'm wrong.
Men are not punished for their sins, but by them.
"Why doesn't the fellow who says, "I'm no speechmaker," let it go at that instead of giving a demonstration? "
Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.
My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who has lost three husbands.