Peace has its victories no less than war, but it doesn't have as many monuments to unveil.

A fellow ought to save a few of the long evenings he spends with his girl till after they're married.

When some folks agree with my opinions I begin to suspect I'm wrong.

All I kin git out o' the Wickersham position on prohibition is that the distinguished jurist seems to feel that if we'd let 'em have it the problem o' keepin' 'em from gitten;' it would be greatly simplified

It don't make no difference what is is, a woman'll buy anything she thinks a store is losin' money on.

If capital and labor ever do get together it's good night for the rest of us.

Lack of pep is often mistaken for patience.