When you consider what a chance women have to poison their husbands, it's a wonder there isn't more of it done
A friend that ain't in need is a friend indeed.
The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
If there's anything a public servant hates to do it's something for the public.
Nothing dispels enthusiasm like a small admission fee.
In spite of all our speeding it's still the style to be late.