The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
One of the commonest ailments of the present day is the premature formation of opinion.
The man who says "I may be wrong, but--" does not believe there can be any such possibility.
Another bad thing about "prosperity" is that you can't jingle any money without being under suspicion
Knowin' all about baseball is just about as profitable as bein' a good whittler.
Men are not punished for their sins, but by them.