The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.
Some people pay a compliment as if they expected a receipt.
A sadder but wiser man is a thousand times more agreeable to meet than the feller that never makes a mistake.
The worst waste of breath, next to playing a saxophone, is advising a son
Gittin' talked about is one o' th' penalties for bein' purty.
Some fellows get credit for being conservative when they are only stupid.