Some folks can look so busy doing nothing that they seem indispensable.
It don't make no difference what is is, a woman'll buy anything she thinks a store is losin' money on.
Don't a fellow feel good after he gets out of a store where he nearly bought something.
I don't look for much to come out of government ownership as long as we have Democrats and Republicans.
The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
All I kin git out o' the Wickersham position on prohibition is that the distinguished jurist seems to feel that if we'd let 'em have it the problem o' keepin' 'em from gitten;' it would be greatly simplified