Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.
Lots of fellows think a home is only good to borrow money on.
The worst waste of breath, next to playing a saxophone, is advising a son
Live so that you can at least get the benefit of the doubt.
No woman can be handsome by the force of features alone, any more that she can be witty by only the help of speech.
The longer it takes you to select a cantaloupe, the worse it is!