Intelligent people are always on the unpopular side of anything.
A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen.
The worst waste of breath, next to playing a saxophone, is advising a son
Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he's overcharging you.
Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.
The rich man and his daughter are soon parted.