A grouch escapes so many little annoyances that it almost pays to be one.
Gittin' talked about is one o' th' penalties for bein' purty, while bein' above suspicion is about th' only compensation fer bein' homely.
When some folks agree with my opinions I begin to suspect I'm wrong.
The rich man and his daughter are soon parted.
One of the simple but genuine pleasures in life is getting up in the morning and hurrying to a mousetrap you set the night before.
Some people pay a compliment as if they expected a receipt.