Some folks can look so busy doing nothing that they seem indispensable.
It don't make no difference what is is, a woman'll buy anything she thinks a store is losin' money on.
There's no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn't tell you about it?
Don't a fellow feel good after he gets out of a store where he nearly bought something.
The world gets better every day - then worse again in the evening.
When a woman says, 'I don't wish to mention any names', it means it ain't necessary to mention any names.