Many a family tree needs trimming

Washing your car and polishing it all up is a never failing sign of rain.

As to those who hoard gold and silver and spend it not in God's path, give them, then, the tidings of a painful agony: on a day when these things shall be heated in hell-fire, and their foreheads, and their sides, and their backs shall be branded therewith.

Knowin' all about baseball is just about as profitable as bein' a good whittler.

When a woman says, 'I don't wish to mention any names', it means it ain't necessary to mention any names.

There ought t'be some way t'eat celery so it wouldn't sound like you wuz steppin' on a basket.

Some folks can look so busy doing nothing that they seem indispensable.