Many a family tree needs trimming

There's another advantage to being poor - a doctor will cure you faster.

There's no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn't tell you about it?

It don't make no difference what is is, a woman'll buy anything she thinks a store is losin' money on.

Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he's overcharging you.

Experience is a dear teacher but he delivers th' goods.

Most parents don't worry about a daughter until she fails to show up for breakfast.