The fellow that calls you 'brother' usually wants something that doesn't belong to him.
Gittin' talked about is one o' th' penalties for bein' purty.
The only time some fellows are seen with their wives is after they're indicted.
Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.
Bargain... anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on.
Live so that you can at least get the benefit of the doubt.