If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest.
Kin HubbardGittin' talked about is one o' th' penalties for bein' purty, while bein' above suspicion is about th' only compensation fer bein' homely.
Kin HubbardIf there's any literary ability in a feller, getting fired out of a good government job will bring it out.
Kin Hubbard