The election is not very far off when a candidate can recognize you across the street.

Look out for the people who allow you to do all the talking.

A fellow ought to save a few of the long evenings he spends with his girl till after they're married.

Beauty is . . . a valuable asset if you're poor or haven't any sense.

It's going to be fun to watch and see how long the meek can keep the earth once they inherit it.

There's no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn't tell you about it?

When you consider what a chance women have to poison their husbands, it's a wonder there isn't more of it done