The election is not very far off when a candidate can recognize you across the street.

There are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them.

It is no disgrace to be poor, but it might as well be.

A friend that ain't in need is a friend indeed.

There's no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn't tell you about it?

Of all the unbearable nuisances, the ignoramus that has traveled is the worst.

No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.