The election is not very far off when a candidate can recognize you across the street.

We'd all like to vote for the best man but he's never a candidate.

"Why doesn't the fellow who says, "I'm no speechmaker," let it go at that instead of giving a demonstration? "

None but the brave can live with the fair.

Lots of fellows think a home is only good to borrow money on.

In spite of all our speeding it's still the style to be late.

Nobody kicks on being interrupted if it's by applause.