The election is not very far off when a candidate can recognize you across the street.

"Why doesn't the fellow who says, "I'm no speechmaker," let it go at that instead of giving a demonstration? "

Another bad thing about "prosperity" is that you can't jingle any money without being under suspicion

If there's anything mean in a feller, a litter authority will bring it out.

One of the simple but genuine pleasures in life is getting up in the morning and hurrying to a mousetrap you set the night before.

It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.

Of all the unbearable nuisances, the ignoramus that has traveled is the worst.