A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen.
I don't know of anything better than a woman if you want to spend money where it will show.
The world gets better every day - then worse again in the evening.
Nothing dispels enthusiasm like a small admission fee.
Nobody ever grew despondent looking for trouble.
About the only thing we have left that actually discriminates in favor of the plain people is the stork.