Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.
It's what a fellow thinks he knows that hurts him.
Every father expects his boy to do the things he wouldn't do when he was young.
Lots of fellows think a home is only good to borrow money on.
Women seem to be all right on bargains till it comes to picking out a husband.
A bee is never as busy as it seems; it's just that it can't buzz any slower.