We'd all like to vote for the best man but he's never a candidate.
Lack of pep is often mistaken for patience.
Gossip is vice enjoyed vicariously - the sweet, subtle satisfaction without the risk.
A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen.
It's what a fellow thinks he knows that hurts him.
If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest.