We like little children, because they tear out as soon as they get what they want.
Some fellows get credit for being conservative when they are only stupid.
I don't look for much to come out of government ownership as long as we have Democrats and Republicans.
The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.
The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
Nobody kicks on being interrupted if it's by applause.