A loafer always has the correct time.
Every once in a while someone without a single bad habit gets caught.
The fellow that calls you 'brother' usually wants something that doesn't belong to him.
One of the simple but genuine pleasures in life is getting up in the morning and hurrying to a mousetrap you set the night before.
Making a long stay short is a great aid to popularity.
Intelligent people are always on the unpopular side of anything.