A fellow ought to save a few of the long evenings he spends with his girl till after they're married.
When some fellers decide to retire nobody knows the difference.
Of all the unbearable nuisances, the ignoramus that has traveled is the worst.
The rich man and his daughter are soon parted.
If there's any literary ability in a feller, getting fired out of a good government job will bring it out.
The hardest thing is writing a recommendation for someone we know.