The longer it takes you to select a cantaloupe, the worse it is!
My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who has lost three husbands.
Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.
Universal peace sounds ridiculous to the head of an average family.
When some folks agree with my opinions I begin to suspect I'm wrong.
Being an optimist after you've got everything you want doesn't count.