Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Weep, an' it keeps on laughin'.
When some folks agree with my opinions I begin to suspect I'm wrong.
No woman can be handsome by the force of features alone, any more that she can be witty by only the help of speech.
Some people pay a compliment as if they expected a receipt.
Live so that you can at least get the benefit of the doubt.
Nobody can be as agreeable as an uninvited guest.