Being an optimist after you've got everything you want doesn't count.
Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny.
If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest.
The fellow that calls you 'brother' usually wants something that doesn't belong to him.
A bee is never as busy as it seems; it's just that it can't buzz any slower.
Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.