We'd all like to vote for the best man but he's never a candidate.
Men are not punished for their sins, but by them.
The hardest thing is writing a recommendation for someone we know.
All I kin git out o' the Wickersham position on prohibition is that the distinguished jurist seems to feel that if we'd let 'em have it the problem o' keepin' 'em from gitten;' it would be greatly simplified
A never-failing way to get rid of a fellow is to tell him something for his own good.
If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest.