The fellow that calls you 'brother' usually wants something that doesn't belong to him.
Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.
Don't say yes until I've finished talking. - Attributed to many Hollywood executives Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny.
Litigation: A form of hell whereby money is transferred from the pockets of the proletariat to that of lawyers.
Executive: a man who makes quick decisions and is sometimes right.
Women seem to be all right on bargains till it comes to picking out a husband.