When a woman says, 'I don't wish to mention any names', it means it ain't necessary to mention any names.
Beauty is . . . a valuable asset if you're poor or haven't any sense.
Whoever takes just plain ginger ale soon gets drowned out of the conversation.
Look out for the people who allow you to do all the talking.
There ought t'be some way t'eat celery so it wouldn't sound like you wuz steppin' on a basket.
The rich man and his daughter are soon parted.