No woman can be handsome by the force of features alone, any more that she can be witty by only the help of speech.
The fellow that calls you 'brother' usually wants something that doesn't belong to him.
Bargain... anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on.
The world gets better every day - then worse again in the evening.
Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.
Of all the unbearable nuisances, the ignoramus that has traveled is the worst.