There's many a slip twixt the blueprints and a new house.
In order to live off a garden, you practically have to live in it.
Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Weep, an' it keeps on laughin'.
If capital and labor ever do get together it's good night for the rest of us.
Folks that blurt out just what they think wouldn't be so bad if they thought.
There ought t'be some way t'eat celery so it wouldn't sound like you wuz steppin' on a basket.