University: ... a place where rich men send their sons who have no aptitude for business.

A sadder but wiser man is a thousand times more agreeable to meet than the feller that never makes a mistake.

The world gets better every day - then worse again in the evening.

Men are not punished for their sins, but by them.

Hon Editor Cale Fluhart was a power politically fer years, but he never got prominent enough t' have his speeches garbled.

Another bad thing about "prosperity" is that you can't jingle any money without being under suspicion

No woman can be handsome by the force of features alone, any more that she can be witty by only the help of speech.