A sadder but wiser man is a thousand times more agreeable to meet than the feller that never makes a mistake.
It's the good loser who finally loses out.
Kindness goes a long ways lots of times when it ought to stay at home.
Some fellows get credit for being conservative when they are only stupid.
If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest.
When some folks agree with my opinions I begin to suspect I'm wrong.