No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.
Honesty pays, but it doesn't seem to pay enough to suit some people.
If some people didn't tell you, you'd never know they'd been away on a vacation.
If there's anything a public servant hates to do it's something for the public.
Nothing dispels enthusiasm like a small admission fee.
A sympathizer is a fellow that's for you as long as it doesn't cost anything.