University: ... a place where rich men send their sons who have no aptitude for business.

Litigation: A form of hell whereby money is transferred from the pockets of the proletariat to that of lawyers.

Some folks seem to have descended from the chimpanzee much later than others.

It's going to be fun to watch and see how long the meek can keep the earth once they inherit it.

If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest.

Every father expects his boy to do the things he wouldn't do when he was young.

A friend that ain't in need is a friend indeed.