Gossip is vice enjoyed vicariously - the sweet, subtle satisfaction without the risk.
The hardest thing is to take less when you can get more.
It seems that nothing ever gets to going good till there's a few resignations
A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen.
Another bad thing about "prosperity" is that you can't jingle any money without being under suspicion
The worst feature of a new baby is its mother's singing.