Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Weep, an' it keeps on laughin'.
It ain't a bad plan to keep still occasionally even when you know what you're talking about.
Bargain... anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on.
Some people are so sensitive that they feel snubbed if an epidemic overlooks them.
Some folks seem to have descended from the chimpanzee much later than others.
Men are not punished for their sins, but by them.