Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.
Lots of fellows think a home is only good to borrow money on.
About the only thing we have left that actually discriminates in favor of the plain people is the stork.
If capital and labor ever do get together it's good night for the rest of us.
A friend that ain't in need is a friend indeed.
I don't look for much to come out of government ownership as long as we have Democrats and Republicans.