There is nothing so aggravating as a fresh boy who is too old to ignore and too young to kick.

Kindness goes a long ways lots of times when it ought to stay at home.

Don't say yes until I've finished talking. - Attributed to many Hollywood executives Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny.

Peace has its victories no less than war, but it doesn't have as many monuments to unveil.

There ought t'be some way t'eat celery so it wouldn't sound like you wuz steppin' on a basket.

About the only thing we have left that actually discriminates in favor of the plain people is the stork.

All I kin git out o' the Wickersham position on prohibition is that the distinguished jurist seems to feel that if we'd let 'em have it the problem o' keepin' 'em from gitten;' it would be greatly simplified