There is nothing so aggravating as a fresh boy who is too old to ignore and too young to kick.

There's another advantage to being poor - a doctor will cure you faster.

It ain't a bad plan to keep still occasionally even when you know what you're talking about.

Who remembers when we used to rest on Sunday instead of Monday?

Litigation: A form of hell whereby money is transferred from the pockets of the proletariat to that of lawyers.

About the only thing we have left that actually discriminates in favor of the plain people is the stork.

It's the good loser who finally loses out.