Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.
Fashion: a barricade behind which men hide their nothingness.
A bee is never as busy as it seems; it's just that it can't buzz any slower.
Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he's overcharging you.
Some people are so sensitive that they feel snubbed if an epidemic overlooks them.
There is nothing so aggravating as a fresh boy who is too old to ignore and too young to kick.