Some folks pay a compliment like they went down in their pocket for it.
My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who has lost three husbands.
The fellow that calls you 'brother' usually wants something that doesn't belong to him.
Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas.
The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
When you consider what a chance women have to poison their husbands, it's a wonder there isn't more of it done