The only time some fellows are seen with their wives is after they're indicted.
Nobody kicks on being interrupted if it's by applause.
The less a statesman amounts to, the more he loves the flag.
Hon Editor Cale Fluhart was a power politically fer years, but he never got prominent enough t' have his speeches garbled.
A sadder but wiser man is a thousand times more agreeable to meet than the feller that never makes a mistake.
A loafer always has the correct time.