Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas.
Whoever takes just plain ginger ale soon gets drowned out of the conversation.
When a woman says, 'I don't wish to mention any names', it means it ain't necessary to mention any names.
It is no disgrace to be poor, but it might as well be.
Executive: a man who makes quick decisions and is sometimes right.
A bee is never as busy as it seems; it's just that it can't buzz any slower.