If there's any literary ability in a feller, getting fired out of a good government job will bring it out.
Live so that you can at least get the benefit of the doubt.
If some people didn't tell you, you'd never know they'd been away on a vacation.
The worst waste of breath, next to playing a saxophone, is advising a son
It's what a fellow thinks he knows that hurts him.
Lots of fellows think a home is only good to borrow money on.