As to those who hoard gold and silver and spend it not in God's path, give them, then, the tidings of a painful agony: on a day when these things shall be heated in hell-fire, and their foreheads, and their sides, and their backs shall be branded therewith.

A loafer always has the correct time.

I haven't heard of anybody who wants to stop living on account of the cost.

The less a statesman amounts to, the more he loves the flag.

The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.

A bee is never as busy as it seems; it's just that it can't buzz any slower.

Don't a fellow feel good after he gets out of a store where he nearly bought something.