As to those who hoard gold and silver and spend it not in God's path, give them, then, the tidings of a painful agony: on a day when these things shall be heated in hell-fire, and their foreheads, and their sides, and their backs shall be branded therewith.

When a woman says, 'I don't wish to mention any names', it means it ain't necessary to mention any names.

Folks that blurt out just what they think wouldn't be so bad if they thought.

Some people are so sensitive that they feel snubbed if an epidemic overlooks them.

Some fellows get credit for being conservative when they are only stupid.

I don't look for much to come out of government ownership as long as we have Democrats and Republicans.

There are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them.