If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest.
None but the brave can live with the fair.
Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.
It isn't enough for you to love money - it's also necessary that money should love you.
Experience is a dear teacher but he delivers th' goods.
The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.