A grouch escapes so many little annoyances that it almost pays to be one.
Kindness goes a long ways lots of times when it ought to stay at home.
It's going to be fun to watch and see how long the meek can keep the earth once they inherit it.
Gossip is vice enjoyed vicariously - the sweet, subtle satisfaction without the risk.
Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.
It isn't enough for you to love money - it's also necessary that money should love you.