The worst waste of breath, next to playing a saxophone, is advising a son
There are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them.
Men are not punished for their sins, but by them.
There's no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn't tell you about it?
A sadder but wiser man is a thousand times more agreeable to meet than the feller that never makes a mistake.
Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he's overcharging you.