When you consider what a chance women have to poison their husbands, it's a wonder there isn't more of it done

The rich man and his daughter are soon parted.

No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.

Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.

The less a statesman amounts to, the more he loves the flag.

A friend that ain't in need is a friend indeed.

Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny.