One of the simple but genuine pleasures in life is getting up in the morning and hurrying to a mousetrap you set the night before.
Lots of fellows think a home is only good to borrow money on.
No matter how much strong black coffee we drink, almost any after- dinner speech will counteract it.
Where ignorance is bliss it's foolish to borrow your neighbor's newspaper.
Some people pay a compliment as if they expected a receipt.
Washing your car and polishing it all up is a never failing sign of rain.