When you consider what a chance women have to poison their husbands, it's a wonder there isn't more of it done

There's many a slip twixt the blueprints and a new house.

In order to live off a garden, you practically have to live in it.

The worst feature of a new baby is its mother's singing.

Beauty is . . . a valuable asset if you're poor or haven't any sense.

It don't make no difference what is is, a woman'll buy anything she thinks a store is losin' money on.

It isn't enough for you to love money - it's also necessary that money should love you.