When you consider what a chance women have to poison their husbands, it's a wonder there isn't more of it done

When you consider what a chance women have to poison their husbands, it's a wonder there isn't more of it done

There's another advantage to being poor - a doctor will cure you faster.

All I kin git out o' the Wickersham position on prohibition is that the distinguished jurist seems to feel that if we'd let 'em have it the problem o' keepin' 'em from gitten;' it would be greatly simplified

There are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them.

There is nothing so aggravating as a fresh boy who is too old to ignore and too young to kick.

Very often the quiet fellow has said all he knows