Washing your car and polishing it all up is a never failing sign of rain.
About the only thing we have left that actually discriminates in favor of the plain people is the stork.
None but the brave can live with the fair.
The world gets better every day - then worse again in the evening.
A never-failing way to get rid of a fellow is to tell him something for his own good.
Being an optimist after you've got everything you want doesn't count.