"Why doesn't the fellow who says, "I'm no speechmaker," let it go at that instead of giving a demonstration? "
My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who has lost three husbands.
Look out for the people who allow you to do all the talking.
Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.
There's many a slip twixt the blueprints and a new house.
A loafer always has the correct time.