In order to live off a garden, you practically have to live in it.
Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.
Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas.
I will say this for adversity: people seem to be able to stand it, and that is more than I can say for prosperity.
No matter how much strong black coffee we drink, almost any after- dinner speech will counteract it.
Only one fellow in ten thousand understands the currency question, and we meet him every day.