Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.
When a woman says, 'I don't wish to mention any names', it means it ain't necessary to mention any names.
The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
There isn't much to be seen in a little town, but what you hear makes up for it.
You won't skid if you stay in a rut.
A loafer always has the correct time.