If capital and labor ever do get together it's good night for the rest of us.

No matter how much strong black coffee we drink, almost any after- dinner speech will counteract it.

Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he's overcharging you.

If there's any literary ability in a feller, getting fired out of a good government job will bring it out.

If there's anything a public servant hates to do it's something for the public.

When some fellers decide to retire nobody knows the difference.

It isn't enough for you to love money - it's also necessary that money should love you.