It used to be that a fellow went on the police force when everything else failed, but today he goes in the advertising game.
Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.
One of the commonest ailments of the present day is the premature formation of opinion.
It don't make no difference what is is, a woman'll buy anything she thinks a store is losin' money on.
A sympathizer is a fellow that's for you as long as it doesn't cost anything.
Women seem to be all right on bargains till it comes to picking out a husband.