Beauty is . . . a valuable asset if you're poor or haven't any sense.
A sympathizer is a fellow that's for you as long as it doesn't cost anything.
The man who says "I may be wrong, but--" does not believe there can be any such possibility.
When some fellers decide to retire nobody knows the difference.
The worst waste of breath, next to playing a saxophone, is advising a son
You won't skid if you stay in a rut.