A good listener is usually thinking about something else.

I don't look for much to come out of government ownership as long as we have Democrats and Republicans.

We'd all like to vote for the best man but he's never a candidate.

A bee is never as busy as it seems; it's just that it can't buzz any slower.

Hon Editor Cale Fluhart was a power politically fer years, but he never got prominent enough t' have his speeches garbled.

All I kin git out o' the Wickersham position on prohibition is that the distinguished jurist seems to feel that if we'd let 'em have it the problem o' keepin' 'em from gitten;' it would be greatly simplified

A loafer always has the correct time.