Gittin' talked about is one o' th' penalties for bein' purty.
It don't make no difference what is is, a woman'll buy anything she thinks a store is losin' money on.
All the world loves a good loser.
Most parents don't worry about a daughter until she fails to show up for breakfast.
None but the brave can live with the fair.
Litigation: A form of hell whereby money is transferred from the pockets of the proletariat to that of lawyers.