When you consider what a chance women have to poison their husbands, it's a wonder there isn't more of it done
Nobody kicks on being interrupted if it's by applause.
A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen.
A bee is never as busy as it seems; it's just that it can't buzz any slower.
There is nothing so aggravating as a fresh boy who is too old to ignore and too young to kick.
Folks that blurt out just what they think wouldn't be so bad if they thought.