Nobody kicks on being interrupted if it's by applause.
Live so that you can at least get the benefit of the doubt.
If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest.
Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.
The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.