Gittin' talked about is one o' th' penalties for bein' purty.

The worst waste of breath, next to playing a saxophone, is advising a son

When a woman says, 'I don't wish to mention any names', it means it ain't necessary to mention any names.

It seems that nothing ever gets to going good till there's a few resignations

My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who has lost three husbands.

I don't know of anything better than a woman if you want to spend money where it will show.

Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.