Gittin' talked about is one o' th' penalties for bein' purty.
There's another advantage to being poor - a doctor will cure you faster.
If there's anything a public servant hates to do it's something for the public.
Where ignorance is bliss it's foolish to borrow your neighbor's newspaper.
The world gets better every day - then worse again in the evening.
When you consider what a chance women have to poison their husbands, it's a wonder there isn't more of it done