We'd all like to vote for the best man but he's never a candidate.
It seems that nothing ever gets to going good till there's a few resignations
Gittin' talked about is one o' th' penalties for bein' purty.
Nothing dispels enthusiasm like a small admission fee.
The man who says "I may be wrong, but--" does not believe there can be any such possibility.
When a woman says, 'I don't wish to mention any names', it means it ain't necessary to mention any names.