About the only thing we have left that actually discriminates in favor of the plain people is the stork.
No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.
I will say this for adversity: people seem to be able to stand it, and that is more than I can say for prosperity.
A loafer always has the correct time.
Nobody can be as agreeable as an uninvited guest.
When some folks agree with my opinions I begin to suspect I'm wrong.