Some people are so sensitive that they feel snubbed if an epidemic overlooks them.
Gittin' talked about is one o' th' penalties for bein' purty, while bein' above suspicion is about th' only compensation fer bein' homely.
The fellow that calls you 'brother' usually wants something that doesn't belong to him.
There's no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn't tell you about it?
There's another advantage to being poor - a doctor will cure you faster.
A friend that ain't in need is a friend indeed.