Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.

All I kin git out o' the Wickersham position on prohibition is that the distinguished jurist seems to feel that if we'd let 'em have it the problem o' keepin' 'em from gitten;' it would be greatly simplified

Gittin' talked about is one o' th' penalties for bein' purty, while bein' above suspicion is about th' only compensation fer bein' homely.

The less a statesman amounts to, the more he loves the flag.

It's going to be fun to watch and see how long the meek can keep the earth once they inherit it.

About the only thing we have left that actually discriminates in favor of the plain people is the stork.

Being an optimist after you've got everything you want doesn't count.