Experience is a dear teacher but he delivers th' goods.
Beauty is . . . a valuable asset if you're poor or haven't any sense.
When you consider what a chance women have to poison their husbands, it's a wonder there isn't more of it done
Nothing dispels enthusiasm like a small admission fee.
The longer it takes you to select a cantaloupe, the worse it is!
It isn't enough for you to love money - it's also necessary that money should love you.