Some people pay a compliment as if they expected a receipt.

When you consider what a chance women have to poison their husbands, it's a wonder there isn't more of it done

There isn't much to be seen in a little town, but what you hear makes up for it.

Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.

If there's anything mean in a feller, a litter authority will bring it out.

Fashion: a barricade behind which men hide their nothingness.

There's another advantage to being poor - a doctor will cure you faster.