The worst feature of a new baby is its mother's singing.
A grouch escapes so many little annoyances that it almost pays to be one.
University: ... a place where rich men send their sons who have no aptitude for business.
Nobody kicks on being interrupted if it's by applause.
If capital and labor ever do get together it's good night for the rest of us.
In order to live off a garden, you practically have to live in it.