"Why doesn't the fellow who says, "I'm no speechmaker," let it go at that instead of giving a demonstration? "

Kindness goes a long ways lots of times when it ought to stay at home.

After a fellow gets famous it doesn't take long for someone to bob up that used to sit by him in school.

We're all self-made men, but not very many of us have stayed on the job.

Some people pay a compliment as if they expected a receipt.

The world gets better every day - then worse again in the evening.

There's another advantage to being poor - a doctor will cure you faster.