"Why doesn't the fellow who says, "I'm no speechmaker," let it go at that instead of giving a demonstration? "

A bee is never as busy as it seems; it's just that it can't buzz any slower.

Some folks can look so busy doing nothing that they seem indispensable.

Live so that you can at least get the benefit of the doubt.

Every once in a while someone without a single bad habit gets caught.

There are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them.

Intelligent people are always on the unpopular side of anything.