Beauty is . . . a valuable asset if you're poor or haven't any sense.
We'd all like to vote for the best man but he's never a candidate.
Every father expects his boy to do the things he wouldn't do when he was young.
When a woman says, 'I don't wish to mention any names', it means it ain't necessary to mention any names.
The longer it takes you to select a cantaloupe, the worse it is!
There is nothing so aggravating as a fresh boy who is too old to ignore and too young to kick.