Lots of fellows think a home is only good to borrow money on.
Where ignorance is bliss it's foolish to borrow your neighbor's newspaper.
There isn't much to be seen in a little town, but what you hear makes up for it.
Bargain... anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on.
There are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them.
I will say this for adversity: people seem to be able to stand it, and that is more than I can say for prosperity.