I'm ready for anything. That's probably why it never happens.

Yes, I'm a Judeo-Christian. Jesus and Moses are in my heart. And both of them were independents, by the way.

I just want Texas to be number one in something other than executions, toll roads and property taxes.

I even went so far as to become a Southern Baptist for a while, until I realized that they didn't hold 'em under long enough.

What has six balls and screws Texans? The Texas Lottery.

Cuban cigars is a big expense because I do smoke a lot of them, eight to 12 a day, so that would be almost as bad as a cocaine habit, a hundred bucks a day.

Musicians can run this state better than politicians. We won't get a lot done in the mornings, but we'll work late and be honest.