If Jesus Christ had run as an independent, Rick Perry would have beat him.
God created whiskey to keep the Irish from taking over the world.
This is called "spiritual lifting." It's not heavy lifting. The governor of Texas should not be confused with Arnold Schwarzenegger. That's a powerful position. The governor of Texas can't do any heavy lifting really. It's not that powerful a position.
I'm not pro-life, and I'm not pro-choice. I'm pro-football.
The teachers are getting screwed, blued, and tattooed by the system.
True love usually results in a hostage situation.