There are more inspirational people in music than there are in politics.

These days, there are many people around the world who listen to the songs that made me infamous and read the books that made me respectable.

In six days the Lord created the heavens and the earth and all the wonders therein. There are some of us who feel that He might have taken just a little more time.

One thing we are sure of is there's no one like Nelson Mandela out there. That's too bad for us.

Friday night was the night most people thought they were supposed to have fun. Trouble was most people didn't know what fun was or how to have it, so things usually ended up pretty ugly.

I don't believe in carrying a weapon. If somebody wants to shoot me, he'll have to bring his own gun.

I support gay marriage. I believe they have a right to be as miserable as the rest of us.